Did you hear the one about the man that ran out of the courtroom trying to escape judgment? He jumped into a river and drowned.

That really happened a month ago in Florida.

The moral of the story? Either, you can’t run away from the long arm of the law, or. . . you should really learn how to swim.

prolly both

Here are the Olympic swim trial dates that I copied from their website.   Let’s watch and count all the black specks!

port                                                              Airdate                   Time                       Network

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Sunday, June 29     8:00-9:00 pm ET          NBC

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Monday, June 30     8:00-9:00 pm ET          USA

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Tuesday, July 1       8:00-9:00 pm ET          USA

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Wednesday, July 2  8:00-9:00 pm ET          USA

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Thursday, July 3      8:00-9:00 pm ET          USA

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Friday, July 4            8:00-9:00 pm ET        NBC

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Saturday, July 5        8:00 -9:00 pm ET       NBC

U.S. Olympic Team Trials, Swimming              Sunday, July 6         8:00 -9:00 pm ET        NBC